Gotta love The Mirror. In a story about a weird mugging story involving Kevin Spacey, they see fit to insist three times (twice in almost the same words) that Spacey denies being homosexual, with no discussion whatsoever about why that would be related to the story!
My favorite trip to the English Debating Society was when the proposition was that it would be better to read The Sun than no paper at all. The opposing side had a grand example: a detailed report about a talk given by some politician the previous day. Problem is, that talk was cancelled, apparently after they'd rolled the presses.