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Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Benefits to not living in Italy


Here are some:
Hunting with dogs will be effectively prohibited because of a ban on the animals entering areas where meatballs laced with poison have been found. Another clause requires owners to ensure that each pet sharing a meal gets an equal portion.
Well, that second sentence is just plain silly (along with many other restrictions mentioned), but the first? I'm anti-hunting, so I'll go and put poisonous meatballs in every hunting area and then find them -- and then no hunters can take their dogs with them! Right...

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