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Monday, November 24, 2003

The Glorious Lone Star State

There are many wonderful things about Texas. Hot cheerleaders in Dallas; cute people like my sister who want Texas to secede and become its own country again; real honest friendliness; exhileratingly low cost of living...

But the best of all, the main reason I'm thrilled to live here, rather than Boston or London or Germany (or, of course, Minneapolis), is that I can say with pretty good certainty that I will absolutely never start a post like this: "We were supposed to get NINE FEET of snow this weekend."

(What's more, I would not be disappointed when it didn't show up!)


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