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Monday, April 14, 2003

The Twins

I hate newscast tags. They keep saying that there's been "a disturbing discovery" when searching some royal palace in Iraq, relating to the Bush twins. Oh, dear. Let's all guess what it could be? 1) he's got "Jenna" and "Barbara" in an involved pattern; 2) he's got full models of them (either statues, or -- yes! -- trained up live body-doubles who have had much plastic surgery and lessons in how to imitate them); 3) their names are listed in an article in an old issue of the NYT he's got in a stack of newspapers in his office... yeah, could be about anything.
UPDATE: aww, that was boring. He had some news photos of them. Pretty much option 3. (But they're spinning it like option 1.)


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